With fire and steel
did the gods forge the Klingon heart. So fiercely did it beat, so loud was the
sound that the gods cried out, "On this day we have brought forth the strongest
heart in all the heavens. None can stand before it without trembling at its strength."
But then the Klingon heart weakened, the steady
rhythm faltered and the gods asked "Why have you weakened so? We have made
you the strongest in all of creation." And the heart said:
"I am alone."
And the gods knew they had erred, so they
went back to their forge and brought forth another heart.
But the second heart beat stronger than the
first, and the first was jealous of its power.
Fortunately, the second heart was tempered
by wisdom. "If we join together, no force can stop us."
And when the two hearts began to beat together,
they filled the heavens with a terrible sound. For the first time, the gods knew
fear. They tried to flee, but it was too late. The Klingon hearts destroyed the
gods who created them, and turned the heavens to ashes. To this very day, no one
can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts.
Celebrating
Alpha & Chi's Own Klingon Empire,
est. June 12, 1988

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