101
Perfectly
Good
Reasons
to Hate
Young
Skinny
Women

Spandex...

Lycra...

Stretch lace...

Stretch knit...

Victoria's Secret...

Catsuits...

Swimsuits...

Thongs...

Bustiers...

Teddies...

Victoria's Secret...

Bike shorts...

Crop tops...

Short skirts...

Cameras...

Mirrors...

Time...

Victoria's Secret...

"It's wonderful if you are thin because clothes fit nicely. But I would love to be ten pounds heavier when I am naked. When you look at all those old pictures of naked women, they're more round, and I think that's more beautiful."
-- Celine Dion, May 1999 to Ladies' Home Journal , p. 189

"They showed [Camryn Manheim] in a swim suit. She was a babe. Everything nice and proportioned. She's delicious."
-- Domestic Web Goddess' lean, handsome husband on a TV plug for "Wake Up, I'm Fat!"

"You can't have any beauty on the outside if you don't have any beauty on the inside. You just have a false face that is well designed. That's all."
-- George Hurrell, Photographer

"If you feel your value lies in being merely decorative, you might find yourself believing that's all you really are. Time erodes such beauty. What it cannot diminish is the workings of your mind:your humor, your kindness, and your moral courage."
-- "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott

"In October, Washington State Ferries, over the protests of left-behind travelers, announced it would cut back the number of walk-on customers it would accept between Vashon Island and Seattle from 250 to 230 because of insufficient bench seating.
The benches' 250-capacity was determined by the 50-year-old standard of 18 inches per person, but according to spokeswoman Susan Harris-Heuther, 'It's just not realistic.
We have all expanded, and
18-inch butts are a thing of the past."
-- News of the Weird, 4-9-99

Banishing female belly blubber requires an all-out assault, trainer says...

She ain't heavy -- she's our sister: Camyrn Manheim

Back to the ironing board...

* CLCW * Alpha's Quadrant
* Nikki & Kilory * Barney and Freud Tour Vienna * Celebrating the Seasons * Hundred Acre Wood
* Garden Xeriscaping & Gramma * Gloomy Grumpy Young Grampa
* Teddy Bear Wars * Young Grampa vs. The Squirrels
* Dandelion Appreciation * Virtual Tea Party * Green Eggs & Hams * Whoville * The Zoo
* Green Gables in My Garden * Like Cats & Dogs * Hedgehogs * Helen * Gorey Q
* Motherhood and Housewifery * Chocolate * The Biscuit of Ally McBeal
* Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy * Wes Stoops Memorial * The Galaxy Song
* Calvin & Hobbes Philosophy * Donald and The... * The Doubtful Guest * Dragon Breath * Looney Camelot
* Old Grampa * Friend Links * Photos * Family History & Photos *