Christopher Robin was home by this time,
A scone by any other name is a biscuit with a raisin in it.
How to Attend a Tea Party
1. Wear a sutibul dress or skirt never pants or shorts
because it was the afternoon, and he was so glad to see them that
they stayed there until very nearly tea-time,
and then they had a Very Nearly tea, which is one you forget about afterwards,
and hurried on to Pooh Corner, so as to see Eeyore before it was too late
to have a Proper Tea with Owl.
-- A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
-- "Griffin," Cosby

September 1996 Tea Party
by Kitt Macy, Age 9
2. Don't you ever go on Tuesdays of Friday the 13th.
3. Sip slowly, don't slurp
4. Be jolly, laugh and eat at least 1 cookie.
5. Make instring conversation.
6. Thank the host or hostist.
7. Give them at least 1$
8. After 5 times in a row the 6th time give a preasant.
9. Go again at least once.
10. Don't go and get things the host will bring it to you.
11. Have a great time!
High Tea with Hsing-Hsing
or If You Give a Panda a Muffin
I have already stood on London's Strand, my face pressed against the Twining's Tea Shop window (it was closed). I have also rearranged my travel schedule so to return the next morning to step into the sacred tea shrine.
I have not had high tea at Harrod's, a crime I am keen to remedy. At such time that I manage this -- and a return to Twining's -- I desire a jaunt to Conwy North Wales to visit the Conway Teapot Museum. (Everybody hum..."When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are...")
I have smelled the heady aroma of 450 different teas at Mariage Frères, Paris.

In the dell in our garden My dolls and I take tea, And days when I have raisins The catbirds dine with me -Elisabeth Merrill
It is getting to be quite homely to me -- this room -- especially when I come back to it by firelight and find the kettle boiling. How I love kettles. -C.S. Lewis
And indeed there will be time For the yellow smoke that slides along the street, Rubbing its back upon the window-panes; There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of toast and tea. -T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
They were sitting at one of the tables now, where Daphne had put out tea things, a cuppa being the true Englishman's cure for everything, from tired feet to mass murder. - Martha Grimes, The Man with a Load of Mischief
Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things.
-Chaim Potok, The Chosen"Just presume I'm a paradox in an anomaly, and get on with your tea."
--A Timelord in a Dr. Who episode"I don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear"
--Sting, from "Englishman in New York"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
--Abraham LincolnIt snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
From Dylan Thomas' "A Child's Christmas in Wales"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Jean Luc Picard, star date 41697.9It frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea, And dines on the following day.
Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) (1832-1898), "The Hunting of the Snark," Stanza"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
Lewis Carroll Alice in Wonderland, Chapter 6Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
Lewis Caroll Ibid., Chapter 7
"Then Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made tea -- a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie. They sat before the fire on a bench and looked sideways at one another. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand, holding the tea-cup, was very very brown, and very very wrinkly with the soap-suds; and all through her gown and her cap, there were hair-pins sticking wrong end out; so that Lucie didn't like to sit too near her."
Beatrix Potter, The tale of Mrs. Tiggy-WinkleWhat a nice time you are having, going to so many tea parties!
Beatrix Potter in a letter to a small friend, 1897Mr. Wilfred Parker invited us both out to tea, on the strength, I feel, of our hats.
a Victorian woman's diary noteIt has been said that a tea taster, like a poet, is born, not made.
William H. Ukers in "All About Tea"They were seated around a table, drinking tea and talking of love.
Heinrich HeineIn tea you should slightly taste the sugar, be sensible of a balmy softness in the milk, and enjoy at once a solidity. . . and a fragrance in the tea.
Leigh HuntTea gives life new charm.
Vintage tea advertisementTea is the ultimate form of hospitality.
Amy VanderbiltEach cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.
Catherine DouzelAfter tea was always the best time for a country walk on a summer's day. . .
Joan Parry DuttonIt was delightful -- this business of having tea -- and she always had delicious things to eat..."
Katherine Mansfield. . .A tea ceremony is a communion of feeling, when good friends come together at the right moment under the best conditions.
Yasunari KawabataThe story of tea is a fascinating blend of fact and fiction, infused through the ages, and sweetened by the triumph of human enterprise.
AnonymousWe'll take a cup o' kindness yet for auld lang syne!
Robert BurnsNow stir the fire, and close the shutters fast, Let fall the curtains, wheel the sofa round, And, while the bubbling and loud hissing urn Throws up a steamy column and the cups That cheer but not inebriate, wait on each, So let us welcome peaceful ev'ning in.
William Cowper (1731-1800) "The Task"
...On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea...
Terry Jones & Michael Palin, "The Lumberjack Song""Polly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea."
Charles Dickens (1812-1870) Barnaby RudgeDo Katydids drink tea?
Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) "To an Insect"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.
Henry James (1843-1916) Portrait of a LadyJames James Morrison's Mother Said to herself, said she: "I can get right down to the end of the town and be back in time for tea."
A. A. Milne (1882-1956) "Disobedience"When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.
Harold Monro (1879-1932) "Milk for the Cat"
*
Alpha's Quadrant
*
The Wild
*
CLCW
aka
Sarah Bernhardt
*
Motherhood and Housewifery
*
Thought Spot
*
Nikki & Kilory
*
Ballerinas
*
I think I can I think I can
*
Hundred Acre Wood
*
Barney and Freud Tour Vienna
*
Celebrating the Seasons
*
BB Guns and Frozen Tongues
*
Films vs. Movies
*
The Nutcracker and the Mouse King
*
2 Exhausted 2 Write Newsletter Archive
*
Xeriscopic Butterfly Gardening
*
Butterfly Gardening for Dimmies
*
The Neglectful Gardener
*
Antique Roses
*
Garden Xeriscaping & Gramma
*
Gloomy Grumpy Pawpaw
*
Teddy Bear Wars
*
Pawpaw vs. The Squirrels
*
Pinching Pennies 'til Lincoln Screams
*
Dandelion Appreciation
*
Virtual Tea Party
*
Whoville
*
Green Eggs & Hams
*
The Zoo
*
Chocolate
*
101 Reasons to Hate Young Skinny Women
*
The Biscuit of Ally McBeal
*
Green Gables in My Garden
*
Antiques/Brocante/ Junque
*
I love Paris in the Springtime
*
Like Cats & Dogs
*
Hedgehogs
*
The Belfry
*
Helen's Yellow Brick Road
*
Friend Links
*
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
*
The Galaxy Song
*
Looney Camelot
* Cathedral Guardians
*
Gorey Q
*
Donald and The...
*
The Doubtful Guest
*
Book of Practical Cats
*
Greatpa
*
Photos
*
Family History & Photos
*
Civil War Diary of G. T. Granger
*
Wes Stoops Memorial
*
Love Letter to Gramma
*
Diana's Life Lessons
*
Jesus Wants Me for a Sunflower