There was a quondam strategy connived by an Anti-Squirrel Coalition squire who volunteered to save valuable nuts from Squirrel Squat Squads by squirting squill at the squawking, squalid skanks. But certain squeamish squires in the Anti-Squirrel Coalition started to squirm. So to squash the scheme they squandered strategic time requesting a spiel and sketch of the schema to put the squilly squeeze on the squirrels. Their canny, young, sculpturesque secretary requested to soliloquize but was squelched. They compiled 109 Anti-Squirrel Coalition confederates for the quorum:
Seven on the Squill Squirt Task Force Sub-committee, who reported to
the 12 on the Squill Squirt Task Force, appointed by the 15 stewards on the Trustee Board.
Their recommendation was squinted at by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who
placed it on the agenda of the 18-member Finance Committee. They approved and brought a motion to the 27-member Coalition Board, who appointed another 12-member review committee. They recommended that the Coalition Board proceed, and a resolution was brought to the Council Business Meeting. They appointed another 8-member review committee. Their report to the next Council
Business Meeting supported the requisition of Squill Squirters. The Council voted in favor and the responsibility to carry out the Squill Squirt was passed to the Trustee Board, who appointed a 7-member committee to find the best price in new Squill Squirters. Their recommendation of which
squirrelly insurrectionist munitions store had the best buy was then reviewed by the 23-member Ethics
Committee to make certain that this squirrelly insurrectionist munitions store had no connection whatsoever to the S.P.C.A., Greenpeace, OR Disney.
They reported back to the Trustee Board who then requested their faithful secretary to requisition the Squill Squirters -- the shriveled, sexagenarian, yet-still-canny secretary at last soliloquized that squill especially squashes rats, not squirrels; the Michigan HQ was gone; and the Coalition squire who volunteered to squirt said squill at the Squirrel Squat Squads had been deceased two-score years.
Thanks fer noticin' me, but no matter...leave. "I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.'" -- Eeyore, from The House at Pooh Corner 
