The question I submitted to my friends was: (I think I have more friends than this...these were just the only responses)

"If the good thing about squirrels is that they touch noses to greet each other, then the bad thing about squirrels is..."

Now mind you, these answers weren't even in the ball park of what I was looking for, but they represent so well the range of philosophy in my group, I thought I'd air them anyway...

"If the good thing about squirrels is that they touch noses to greet each other, then the bad thing about squirrels is...[that] their furry tails tickle the back of your throat on the way down" -- Kendall or Donald

"If the good thing about squirrels is that they touch noses to greet each other, then the bad thing about squirrels is...the way they look as roadkill" -- Meredith

"If the good thing about squirrels is that they touch noses to greet each other, then the bad thing about squirrels is...No. The good thing about squirrels is how they play in the trees. As for bad things, what have you got against squirrels anyway, huh? We may have to start a defense guild" -- Melody

Thanks fer noticin' me, but no matter...leave. "I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.'" -- Eeyore, from The House at Pooh Corner