2 Exhausted to Write Newsletter Archive
Eeyore from " ?"
Paris 1999
Finkelsteins at the Communist Parade
The coolest street performers ever
Wedding Paparazzi and French Celebrities at La Madeleine
Bob Mendenhall and Andrew Woolley and The Big Shoe Dance
Sainte Chapelle gargoyles who look like Tolkien creatures and/or who have to pee NOW!
Sarah Heartburn and the Café Sarah Bernhardt
Nescafe Chainsaw Teddy Bear and the French Teddy Bear Mafia
Chrissie as a traffic hazard -- Helen would be proud
"Somewhere in Oklahoma Caroline is suffering excruciating pain."
Champs-Élysées -- the Zay Twins
Topher Grace-John Craig on the metro leads to "Suddenly Susan" Doppelganger following Chrissie home
Amongst the skulls Chrissie misses her friends
Chrissie -- Dr. Sicher wannabe
Chrissie and Alan go on a spending spree at a Brocante market
Chrissie now a bigamist in some cultures
Chrissie performs a Marilyn Monroe
Not yet bankrupt so off to more brocante markets
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #1
Chinese President Jiang and French President Jacques Chirac with a view
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #2
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #3
Life Lesson at the Arc de Triomphe
Chrissie mistaken for Parisian deaf-mute?
Why Alan & Chrissie like the French
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #4
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #5
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #6
Hey LuAnn -- People in ecstasy look like they need help!
Alan doesn't know a prostitute when he sees one -- a good thing
"Amy Leach is our hero" or "Tourist 1 - Pickpocket 0"
Chrissie's gentleman rosarian #7
Dan Yancy's Mr. Kolenkov at the Phantom's L'Opéra de Paris Garnier
Lunch at Au Printemps' Café Flo
Chrissie pleads insanity to Kramer in downtown Paris
Chrissie becomes a professional dancer
String Alley, Evan, Linda, Carol and Darren
The best ice cream in the world?
Chrissie makes another public spectacle of herself
St-Denis Basilica, the jewel in our backyard
Luxembourg Gardens and Parc Monceau
The FourGets -- my theory on truly rude Parisians
The Possessed Perfume Bottle or "Somewhere Suzy is suffering excruciating pain."
"Do I live in a world that would let me buy a 1771 "Odes of Horace" for $3.25?"
Alan knows heroin when he sees it?
Passport Stamping at Shakespeare & Co., Mile Zero
"Gigi" or "Somewhere Drs. Woolley and Mendenhall are suffering excruciating pain."
Vamping at the Fontaine de l'Observatoire
Doritos, Dr Pepper and ta-chi at the "Gigi" Fontaine de l'Observatoire
How to have a heart attack on the way home
We hope you enjoy your visit.
