Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual for mothers so we would know how to take care of them at least as well as we do our automobiles. Here are some items that might be included in such a manual:

Engine: A mother's engine is one of the most dependable kinds you can find. She can reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry from a sleeping child. But regular breaks are needed to keep up that peak performance. Mothers need a hot bath and a nap every 100 miles, a baby sitter and a night out every 1,000 miles and a live in baby sitter with a one week vacation every 10,000 miles.

Battery: Mother's batteries should be recharged regularly. Handmade items, notes, unexpected hugs and kisses, and frequent "I LoveYou's" will do very well for a recharge.

Carburetor: When a mother's carburetor floods, it should be treated immediately with Kleenex and a soft shoulder.

Brakes: Se that she uses her brakes to slow down often and come to a full stop occasionally. (A squeaking sound indicates a need for a rest.)

Fuel: Most mothers can run indefinately on coffee, left overs and salads, but occasionally needs a dinner or two at a nice resturant to add to her efficiency.

Chassis: Mothers, when their bodies are properly maintained, need regular exercise and should be provided for as necessary such as a change in hairdo or makeup in the spring and fall. If you notice the chassis begging to sag, immediately start a program of walking, jogging, swimming, or bike riding. These are most effective when done with fathers.

Tune-ups: Mothers need regular tune-ups. Compliments are both the cheapest and most effective way to keep a mother purring contentedly.

If these instructions are followed consistantly, this fantastic creation and gift from God, that we call MOTHER should last a lifetime and give good service and constant love to those who need her most.