Guy Meanings
"IT'S A GUY THING."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address
of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers
of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit I'm hurt."
Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."