Translating Guy Speak

Guy Meanings

"IT'S A GUY THING."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

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* CLCW * Alpha's Quadrant
* Nikki & Kilory * Barney and Freud Tour Vienna* Celebrating the Seasons * Hundred Acre Wood
* Garden Xeriscaping & Gramma * Gloomy Grumpy Young Grampa
* Teddy Bear Wars * Young Grampa vs. The Squirrels
* Dandelion Appreciation * Virtual Tea Party * Green Eggs & Hams * Whoville * The Zoo
* Green Gables in My Garden * Like Cats & Dogs * Hedgehogs * Helen * Q
* Motherhood and Housewifery * Chocolate * The Biscuit of Ally McBeal
* Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy * Wes Stoops Memorial * The Galaxy Song
* Calvin & Hobbes Philosophy * Donald and The... * The Doubtful Guest * Dragon Breath * Looney Camelot
* Old Grampa * Friend Links * Photos * Family History & Photos *

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