at Eeyore's Thistle Patch in
"It isn't as if there was anything very wonderful about my little corner. Of course for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits it is something rather special."
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"Eric, your dad's in a good mood. When your dad's in a good mood what do I say?"
"No talking."
- Mom and Eric, paraphrased from "That 70s Show"
Welcome to My Dad's Page at the Thistle Patch. See also Retirement at Agony Acres
When I was a child, my father and I would watch
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas,"
and argue over whether the Grinch was a good guy or a bad guy, my dad
insisting Grinch was good.
His world view is so dank and moldy we call him the original Eeyore. But, like
Eeyore, he's always willing to help and is at a loss when shown kindness.
Believe it or not, he does have a few joys in his life, like blowing
bubbles
with his
granddaughters.
He loves the
mountains
, especially the
Sierras
,
And then there's his
teddy bear...
My teddy bear, Chester, and
Suzy
are Dad (and his teddy bear, Humphrey)'s worst enemies.
Not In My Backyard!: by Dale Taylor.
Oscar the Wiener Dog (aka Morris) and the battle of wits for his backyard against squirrels and more.
Some of my all-time favorite characters are Eeyore (had you noticed?), Oscar
the Grouch, Grumpy, and the Grinch.
Grumpy from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" resembles Dad so much he took
the name as his CB-radio handle and Mom sewed a "Grumpy" patch on his camping
coat.
Yes, he's grumpy and grouchy, but just watch him with his dogs. Watch the
vigil scene in
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
and just see who cries harder than anybody -- Grumpy! The rest of us
Pollyanna softies are ready to deal with the loss of a pet before too long.
Dad comes completely undone. Dad loves deeply and strongly -- even little
critters.
He's really such a marshmallow, his gruffness reminds me of my
hedgehogs
-- all prickly spines because without them, the soft, tender belly is utterly
vulnerable.
This Dad-altered cartoon
is a microcosm of him:
1) his nickname for me is "Mutt" because when he saw the 1967 hospital bill he
said all he'd wanted was a dog anyway;
2) he started to misspell "Mutt";
3) he thought enough to make these alterations to give me a chuckle;
4) he saw this while at his work as an aerospace engineer, yet misspelled
"Buki" [see #2].
Dad decided to save money once by
grooming his poodle
, Cujo, himself...I called her
"Zippy the Pinhead"
until it grew out.
He saves money by not buying new cars...even if it means no A/C in the summer
heat. He was known at work as the guy who had THAT CAR with a bizillion miles
on
it. He still HAS it, but now drives his new car, which only had a zillion
miles on it when his mom left it to him.
and moped at work because he isn't among the pines. But wouldn't you know,
when he's in the mountains, he pines because he doesn't have the money to stay
because he's Retired.
*sigh*
You'll never guess what inspired us to buy
this
book.*
You'll never guess who "Captain Anxiety" reminds me of.
You'll never guess why Raphael's angel on the right is my favorite angel image
from the visual arts.
Dad is the original Grinch, Oscar, Grumpy and Eeyore. That's why I love the
characters so much.
In fact, the only thing worse than Chester and Suzy are
squirrels!
, and quite frankly, Dad and Humphrey think Suzy and Chester finance
squirrel-raids on Dad's pecan trees.