I'm your average, everyday domestic goddess (aka Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations if average means staying home with toddler twins. I'm going to need a job soon, though, to pay for ballet, piano, and karate lessons times two!
If Alphonse Mucha were alive and painting, I'd audition to be a hair model for him! He rose to fame after doing a poster of Sarah Bernhardt in "Gismonda." My family called me "Sarah Heartburn" from the moment I learned a facial expression can earn one a response from others! At university I appeared as:

ditsy ballerina, Essie, in You Can't Take It With You ...I did well enough that people on campus who didn't know me (or that I was on the dean's list, or that I was a Who's Who Student), would greet and compliment me on my performance and talk to me verrrry slooooooowly as if I were really dumb;

chatterbox Mrs. Soames in Our Town ; and

"mad, murderous, wh-re" Abigail Williams in The Crucible ...a UIL drama-winning student sat next to me at a banquet and said that he was scared to take the rolls I was passing him because he'd seen me as Abigail.

In all three productions I am now very embarassed to say that I was a shameless, shameless, shameless scene-stealer in the true sense of the word... an actor who skillfully or ostentatiously diverts attention to himself when he is not intended to be the center of attention ...except for the wedding scene of Our Town when Soames was unfortunately the center of attention. Bad me, bad, bad, bad me.

All in all, to quote Ally McBeal 's John Cage : "I'm an enigma." (that's why Suzy and Helen keep me around) ...I strive for the very sunny best, anticipate disaster, and (usually) delight in the absurd realities that the two former usually dish up. How else would it/could it be in a house with toddler twins ?
I suppose I'm your
not-average,
not-everyday
domestic non-goddess
(aka Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations ) with eclectic interests that are revealed in aspects of this cybersite I've designed (I don't like the moniker WebMaster, or WebMistress...
so I dub myself Domestic Web Goddess).

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