Hanukkah at Eeyore's Thistle Patch in The Hundred Acre Wood(lawn)

Baruch Atah Adonai Elohenu Melech Ha-olam She-he-che-yanu V'ki-ye-manu V'hi-ge Yanula-zman Ha-zeh.
Blessed is Adonai our God, Ruler of the Universe, for giving us life, for sustaining us and for enabling us to reach this season.

Baruch Atah Adonia Elohenu Melech Ha-olam She-asa Nissim L'votenu Bayamim Ha-hem Ba-ZmanHa-zeh.
Blessed is Adonai our God, Ruler of the Universe, who performed wonderous deeds for our ancestors in days of old, at this season.

Happy Hanukkah!
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We goyims love celebrating Hanukkah if for no other reason, than potato latkes every night are economical, easy, and save one from thirty minutes of "Duh, what shall I fix for dinner? With schlepping twins around all day I'm about to plotz already, I'm so ferklempt."
Here is a recipe from "Grandma's Latkes" by Malka Drucker, illustrated by Eve Chwast, 1992 Harcourt Brace & Company.
As I can't resist fiddling with perfection, I add one more potato to the recipe. I peel the spuds and machine grate to save time.
As I'm a Gentile, I don't use quite as much oil (oil is the whole point of Hanukkah, but oy vey, my tuchis is so plump already, and I'm a Gentile so I can have fun with it already, right?), and I eat them with Heinz ketchup, not applesauce or sour cream.

Disclaimer: If you are of the Chosen People, please don't kvetch that I'm shikse with lots of khutspe. As Shari Lewis says "You go to birthday parties when it's not your birthday, don't you?" (I'm a Gentile, but I am a Sabbath keeper.) This is all in the spirit of...

Red and Yellow, Black and White,
All are precious in His sight

This corner of the Hundred Acre Wood also celebrates
Christmas
(although it's a Pagan-infused celebration of the birth of my Lord who was most likely born in the summer) and
Kwanzaa
(although we're Celtic/Germanic-American)
...we're human
...and that's reason enough to share family-oriented traditions that uphold the goodness and blessings of God; encourage the uplifting of the human spirit, ideal, and goals; and inspire reaching out to one's God and fellow man.

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You can help the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation raise funds for critical research in pediatric HIV/AIDS by doing your Hanukkah Web shopping with the stores on their Greater Good website:
1-800-FLOWERS * 800.COM * Amazon.com Books * Amazon.com Music * AutoAccessory.com * AVON * bedandbath.com * beyond.com * BirthdayExpress.com * CBS Sportsline * Cooking.com * Digital Chef * DogToys.com * drugstore.com * Enews.com Magazines * Esprit * eToys * eToys Gifts * Fogdog Sports * FragranceNet * Frenchtoast.com * giftpaks.com * GreatFood.com * Green Marketplace * Hammacher Schlemmer * healthshop.com * Hickory Farms * iBaby.com * Int'l Golf Outlet * JCPenney * jcrew.com * Lady Classic * Landscape USA * more.com * NewYorkFirst.com * OfficeMax * Omaha Steaks * OpticalSite.com * Orvis * Paul Fredrick * PetQuarters.com * Real Goods * SelfCare * Shades.com * ShopSports.com * SmarterKids.com * Sparks.com * Superbuild.com * Swiss Army Depot * The Sharper Image * Tutorials.com * Underneath.com * Virtual Vineyards * WholeFoods.com *

Shalom.

* Garden Xeriscaping & Gramma * Gloomy Grumpy Young Grampa
* Teddy Bear Wars * Young Grampa vs. The Squirrels * Celebrating the Seasons * Hundred Acre Wood
* Dandelion Appreciation * Virtual Tea Party * Green Eggs & Hams * Whoville * The Zoo
* Like Cats & Dogs * Hedgehogs * Helen
* Chocolate * The Biscuit of Ally McBeal
* Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy * Wes Stoops Memorial * The Galaxy Song
* Calvin & Hobbes Philosophy * Q *

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