Emu Eggs at Eeyore's Thistle Patch

Emu Eggs at Eeyore's Thistle Patch Emu

Eggs are hollowed using only one small hole, then cleaned inside and out.
GRADE A: Carving-quality eggs 5/$100
GRADE A: Good-quality carving emu eggs 5/$60, 10/$116, 20/$230 SOLD OUT
GRADE B: Economy educational/crafting emu eggs. 5/$48, 10/$92
GRADE C: Super-economy crafting emu eggs. 5/$42, 10/$80

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GRADE C: Super-economy educational/crafting emu eggs.
5/$42, 10/$80 US shipping included .
GRADE C stands for Creativity, Crafts, Children, Curiosity, and Cheap. For hands-on educational projects; whimsical bird nest crafts; or crafts that cry for a large egg to be painted. The rounder end of eggs in this grade are speckled and look for all the world like a giant songbird's egg -- PERFECT for a bird's nest centerpiece, bird's nest wreath, or Easter project.
Specify if you'd like eggs that have cracked open perfectly for hiding jelly beans, or stuffed rabbits or chicks.
Specify if you'd like fluke eggs that arrived naturally as, or bleached themselves, light blue. We're as surprised as you are.

GRADE B: Economy educational/crafting emu eggs.
5/$48, 10/$92 US shipping included .
PERFECT for novice carvers; hands-on educational projects; whimsical bird nest crafts; or crafts that cry for a large egg, painted, or au naturale. Eggs in this grade didn't appear PERFECT on a stand from North, South, East, and West.

GRADE A: Good-quality carving emu eggs
5/$60, 10/$116, 20/$230 SOLD OUT US shipping included .
An artisan's egg for carving, etc., with normal eggshell texture. Eggs in this grade appear virtually unblemished on a stand from North, South, East, and West.

GRADE A: Carving-quality eggs 5/$100 US shipping included .
A master artisan's egg with distinctive, smooth porcelain finish. Eggs in this grade must appear unblemished in on a stand from North, South, East, and West and have a rare, porcelain shell texture.

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100% emu eggs, laid in the USA

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Want an unusual Easter egg gift? Order an (Underwood Devilled) "Easter Ham and Egg," #42A $30, US shipping included. A colored, cracked Emu Egg that opens to reveal a tin of Underwood Devilled Ham.
Know a Dr. Suess Green Eggs and Ham fan? Order a "Green Egg and (Underwood Devilled) Ham," #42B $30, US shipping included. A cracked green Emu Egg that opens to reveal a tin of Underwood Devilled Ham.
Know someone who celebrates Easter, likes Dr. Suess and is a Monty Python and/or Spam fan? Order an "Easter Spam and Egg," (#42C) or "Green Egg and Spam," (#42D) $30, US shipping included.

Nearly-black green eggs shown in our photos are natural. White and gold eggs have been painted.
Instructions for Jumbo Winnie the Pooh Easter eggs are at the bottom of the page.
Is it an Easter Egg? Is it a ratite egg? It's both!

It's an Easter Emu Egg Extrordinaire!

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Kilory points to The Golden Egg laid by an emu.

Easter Bunny Nikki tastes The Golden Egg. The Golden Egg.

Kilory peeks from behind the carrots. That's some lemon Aunt Suzy gave you!

Honey-lovin'-Pooh Easter Eggs held by Pooh-lovin' Easter Bunny Babes.

Pooh Bear Easter Eggs. Instructions below.

Green Eggs and (Underwood Devilled) Ham, $30, US shipping included.

Green Eggs and Spam, $30, US shipping included.

Some egg links:

Lovely egg art

Emu eggs

A Unicorn egg from an Emu Egg Art Gallery

Emu eggs

Jumbo Winnie the Pooh Easter egg instructions:

1. Spray three hollow emu eggs with glossy white spray paint. Let dry for 24 hours.
2. Find Pooh Easter egg plastic sleeves at grocery/discount/craft stores. Each package has 12 sleeves for a dozen regular size chicken eggs -- this is enough to make three Jumbo Winnie the Pooh Easter eggs.
Instead of separating the plastic sections into 12 sleeves, separate them into six sleeves. Cut the six sleeves along the seam to make six flat sections.
Tape two flat sections to each other at both seams to make a new sleeve just as high but twice as round. Place it around the emu egg and follow regular egg directions from there.
After the egg has been dipped in boiling water and the plastic shrunk allow the egg to cool enough for safety before removing the tape. Rub any adhesive off gently with finger.
3. When egg is dry, smooth clear-drying glue over the exposed seams to seal them to the egg.
4. (optional) Seal hole at end of each egg.
a. Cut a white piece of paper or white adhesive label into a circle large enough to cover the hole. Clip circle half way to the center at the 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 'o' clock positions. Cover one side with clear-drying glue and smooth over hole. Using excess glue or more glue as needed seal and smooth the clipped wedges of the circle to the egg. Let dry for 24 hours.
OR
b. Cut a white piece of electrical tape into a circle large enough to cover the hole. Clip circle half way to the center at the 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 'o' clock positions. Seal and smooth the clipped wedges of the circle to the egg.

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