Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan Writings Originating on SAC's BTI 8000, Trixie

Wes Stoops
July 22, 1961 to April 5, 1996

Greetings!!!

You have been selected to be a member of the NEW EXCLUSIVE Mordor communications system!!! If you wish to have your membership revoked, please send your name and alias to SAURON. I will then pronounce you to be a hoser and kick you out of my system forever!

Members may click on any of the below:

The Unexpurgated posthumously unearthed Wesleyan Writings Originating on SAC's BTI 8000, Trixie

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 Poems

The posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 AS THE STOMACH TURNS, Originating at VGA

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000-version of The 23rd Psalm

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 memos

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 Summer Books and Movies

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 plots of massive importance

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 Mordor Communications System User Survey

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 Excerpt from Sauron's History of the World

Posthumously unearthed Wesleyan BTI 8000 Excerpt from Sauron's Book of Wisdom

 

So that his name would never be forgotten at SAC/SWAU, the Domestic Web Goddess organized, and DA members funded most of, the Wes Stoops Memorial Scholarship at the educational institute into whose fountain Wes respectfully deposited Tidy-Bol every Halloween.

The Domestic Web Goddess vainly attempted to get Dilbert creator Scott Adams to contribute a tax-deductible $1 to the Wes Stoops Memorial Scholarship, just so it would appear on the records that Scott Adams had made a donation. If your name is Scott/Scot Adams or Scot/Scott Adam (Dilbert creator or not), or better yet, Douglas Adams, would you please donate a tax-deductible $1? Wes would love it! Contact Bev Mendenhall at Southwestern Adventist University .

 

  Return to Tribute to Wes
Return to the thistles