"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
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And now for something completely different...
Since Robert Goulet
and Julie Andrews won't be playing Lancelot and Guinevere in Lerner and Loewe's
"Camelot" anytime soon/ever again *sigh*, this is the webmistress's dream cast:
King
Arthur: Patrick Stewart 
Guinevere:
Gates McFadden
Lancelot:
Jonathan Frakes
Mordred:
Brent Spiner 
Merlin:
LeVar Burton
Nimue: Marina
Sirtis
as Queen Mab, The Lady of the Lake, and Morgan le Fey aren't in the musical
Sir Lionel:
Michael Dorn although he'd make a delicious Lancelot
Pellinore:
John de Lancie
although Whoopi Goldberg would be cool
